Squirt Poetry. Could there be a higher art form?
Now's your chance ladies and germs!
Write us some Squirt poetry and if it's
Squirt-Worthy you can expect to see it on the page with
your name right underneath it! And we will even assign you with
a special Squirt title to put on your business cards or tatoo on your arm!
All that for free?
That's right! FOR FREE!
WOW! how do I send in poetry?
Just email it to: The Squirtmasters
Here's the types of poems we are interested in.
But hey, if you want to write an epic poem or just some prose about Squirt,
we will open a new section just for your work!
Our First Glorious Submission courtesy of ChArBgAr94 from AOL, Complete with COLOR!:
Haikus are strange Japanese syllable poems, but hey if they are about Squirt
they are fine with me.
Ah, the irish folks celebrating their love for Squirt.
Try to make them as dirty as possible. But remember they should be
How do I love thee... let me count the lines.
14 line poems showing our love for Squirt.
I'm sure there is a rhyme structure to them.
Probably every other line. But what do I look like? An English major?
Have you ever heard a song and said "Hey! I could change that word to
Squirt!" Well nows your chance! Be Wierd Al! Re-write your favorite
song in squirtese!
I'm a Walking Squirt Advertiser
I love to flirt with Squirt.
Its' flavor is never dull.
Its cheap to buy,
And isn't dry.
Squirt doesn't kill you
like a bull.
I'm never shy
when I drink Squirt.
I wanteed a new shirt,
that said "I FLIRT WITH SQUIRT"
So I bought it.
And that is how
A walking Squirt advertiser
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Last updated on Jun. 11 1998