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Squirt Poetry. Could there be a higher art form?

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Now's your chance ladies and germs! Write us some Squirt poetry and if it's Squirt-Worthy you can expect to see it on the page with your name right underneath it! And we will even assign you with a special Squirt title to put on your business cards or tatoo on your arm!


All that for free?
That's right! FOR FREE!
WOW! how do I send in poetry?
Just email it to: The Squirtmasters


Here's the types of poems we are interested in.
But hey, if you want to write an epic poem or just some prose about Squirt, we will open a new section just for your work!


• Haikus
  5-7-5.
  Haikus are strange Japanese syllable poems, but hey if they are about Squirt they are fine with me.
  
  
• Limericks
  Ah, the irish folks celebrating their love for Squirt.
  Try to make them as dirty as possible. But remember they should be about Squirt!
  
  
• Sonnets
  How do I love thee... let me count the lines.
  14 line poems showing our love for Squirt.
  I'm sure there is a rhyme structure to them.
  Probably every other line. But what do I look like? An English major?
  
  
• Lyrics
  Have you ever heard a song and said "Hey! I could change that word to Squirt!" Well nows your chance! Be Wierd Al! Re-write your favorite song in squirtese!
  
  
Our First Glorious Submission courtesy of ChArBgAr94 from AOL, Complete with COLOR!:


I'm a Walking Squirt Advertiser

I love to flirt with Squirt.

Its' flavor is never dull.

Its cheap to buy,

And isn't dry.

Squirt doesn't kill you

like a bull.

I'm never shy

when I drink Squirt.

I wanteed a new shirt,

that said "I FLIRT WITH SQUIRT"

So I bought it.

And that is how

I became

A walking Squirt advertiser




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Last updated on Jun. 11 1998


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